Would you buy this? For anybody?
Our most emblematic fragrance. We think of this as April 10th when the plowing begins in the Northeast U.S.. The turned earth with a touch of last season's corn stalks. Beautiful. Dirt is Earth and Earth is Dirt, not all Earth and not all Dirt are created equal.
There's more at the link, including a bunch of garbage about stones being created from a particular combination of earth, air, fire and water. (People! None of those are elements! That four-element theory hasn't been plausible for hundreds of years! I am not amused by your sad attempts at lyricism!) I don't think it's a parody. Getting harder to tell, though.
Can anybody think of a reason why someone would want this product? They don't really explain at the site. I mean, dirt smells nice, it's true, but it's not normally all that expensive to smell like dirt, ya know? $11.50 for a 4-oz Bath and Shower Gel that smells like dirt? Are you joking?
(Hat-tip to Molecule of the Day for drawing my attention to this.)