PATSP is a long-winded, intermittently humorous blog which is mostly about houseplants, particularly Anthuriums and Schlumbergeras.
If you don't get it immediately: Selenicereus is pronounced Seh-LEEN-ih-SER-ee-us. "Dion" is pronounced "DEE-on."
If it still doesn't make sense, do a Google search for "near, far, wherever you are."
If it still doesn't make sense after that, well, it wasn't a very good joke anyway, so don't worry about it.
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