Seedling 093A is the one the husband got to name. Wasn't sure exactly how to do this: I didn't want to make him write a whole blog post on his own, but I did want there to be some kind of explanation for how he chose the name, which I figured was probably better in his own words. After all, the whole point of doing it was to give y'all some time in someone else's head, since I figure you're probably getting bored with mine.
But. The TinEye process is long and boring, and if the husband had to go through the photos by himself, the most likely outcome was that he'd pick a bunch of names I'd already seen and rejected 700 times, which would make this whole experiment no fun for me, so . . . I did the TinEye thing for him, and presented him with a list of 32 names and said, pick one. (Not one of the terrible ones.)
This is the seedling he got to name:
And these are the TinEyed names he was given to work with:
Sisterhood •
Crossed Paths •
Heat Signature •
Vulcan •
Boiled Cranberries •
Saxophone •
Michelada1 •
Love Story •
Proposal •
Griffin •
Flamingo Burlesque •
Hot Bird •
Postmodernist •
Foursquare •
Late Afternoon •
Dismayed Angel2 •
Screw Aerodynamics •
Dolly Parton •
Seahorse •
Torch (or Torch and Pitchfork) •
Gramophone •
Beach House •
Can't Remember •
Jupiter •
Silence •
Bangle •
Rundown Barn •
Work in Progress •
End of Days •
Coral-Friend •
Warped •
Spicule
And here are his comments on those names:
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Sisterhood: Meh.
Crossed Paths: It works for hybrid plants.
Heat Signature: I don’t know why, but for some reason it reminds me of the practice of using cold temps to force blooms.
Vulcan: Initially the name had emotional appeal, but the nomenclature is illogical.
Boiling Cranberries: Gross.
Extreme Saxophones:
4 I suppose the blossoms could resemble saxophones. The "extreme" is too exaggerated. I suppose you could jazz up the name by adding a color like, Red Saxophones.
Michelada: It makes me think of an unappealing drink.
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Love Story: The blossoms take on a "bizarre mating ritual" quality. I think I like this name.
Proposal: I would recommend a name that describes the plant in more detail.
Griffin: The mythological beast associations don’t work. If you think of the blossom as an open mouth and stamen as microphone the Kathy "Griffin" name could work. I suppose there is the more obvious hair color reference.
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Flamingo Burlesque: Flamingo Burlesque is my personal favorite. Though I suppose people think of flamingos as being pink.
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Hot Bird: it's good, makes me think it is a sexy cousin of the Bird of Paradise.
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Postmodernist: It is a little abstract, but I like it. My impression is that the color is too bright for postmodern art.
Foursquare: I can’t get past my associations with the Foursquare Evangelical Church.
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Late Afternoon: The orange colors of sunsets occur in the evening.
Dismayed Angel: Seems like the name should belong solely to the photo it is inspired from.
Screw Aerodynamics: It works for that particular car, but not for such a delicate plant and blossom.
Dolly Parton: It is too obscene.
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Seahorse: It reminds me of the ads in the back of comic books.
Torch or
Torch and Pitchfork: Overly dramatic.
Gramophone: It totally works, I like the sound of it, maybe even add a color like "Coral Gramophone."
Beach House: Adding the word "sunset" to make "Beach House Sunset" could work, but then the name is too long
Can’t Remember: Too vague.
Jupiter: Jupiter is a cool name on its own, but I think of the planet Jupiter having white, yellow, orange, and brown stripes. Maybe the red planet of Mars is more applicable.
Silence: Sorry, I’m not getting anything.
Bangle: The bracelet doesn’t fit. The color of a Bengal Tiger is closer, but still not quite there.
Rundown Barn: Color palette is close.
Work in Progress: Description needs more development.
End of Days: Too radical.
Coral-Friend: This name has potential.
Warped: Well I’m not quite sure it fits.
Spicule: It does express an explosion of color.
In the end, his first, second, and third choices were:
Flamingo Burlesque,
Vulcan, and
Gramophone, with
Saxophone as an honorable mention, so 093A gets to be
Flamingo Burlesque.
As is probably clear from footnote 10, I would have chosen
Dolly Parton, had the decision been up to me personally. Had the name been a collaborative effort, we'd probably have wound up at
Vulcan, because even though it wasn't either of our first choices, it was his #2 and somewhere in my top five. But I can live with
Flamingo Burlesque.
Dolly Parton will of course be transferred to the list of emergency names, where it will come up over and over again until some lucky seedling actually gets it.
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