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Mr_Subjunctive used to work at a family-owned greenhouse / garden center in Iowa City, IA. As of 26 August 2015, he has 1543 houseplants, which is both too damn many and not quite enough. Most are Anthuriums.
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Ass-covering legal disclaimer that should really be perfectly obvious to anybody reading this anyway
The thoughts, opinions, life choices, etc. discussed in this blog are those of its author, and are not necessarily endorsed by his former employer, nor were they ever necessarily endorsed by his former employer before she was former. In fact, I'm pretty sure we disagreed about a lot of stuff, which was additional incentive not to discuss anything that didn't relate pretty directly to plants. And as far as it goes, we disagreed about a fair amount of stuff directly relating to plants, too.
In any case. Nothing in this blog should be taken to represent my former employer's views on anything, except for the few things explicitly identified as her opinions, and even then it's possible I've misunderstood or exaggerated what her actual views were. So if you want to know what she thinks about stuff you should just ask her.