This is the seedling we've all been waiting for. I mean, #025 "Clownfish" is great, #054 "Helpful Gesture" is unexpectedly pleasant as well, #057 "Pyrotechnic" has been growing on me, and there are a decent number of keepers in the bunch overall. But this one is perhaps actually something special.
In fact, it's special enough that I can't quite settle on a name.
TinEye had lots of the usual red / orange / pink stuff -- cars and car parts (I had no idea that people were so into taking pictures of tail light replacement lenses), leaves, flowers -- and the only thing that was coming up more often than normal were images of parades. Lots of costumed dancers from Carnival in Rio de Janeiro, that sort of thing. Also there were one or two shots from burlesque shows. But I feel like this deserves something more . . . distinct
It colored up pretty dramatically as it opened: the above two photos were taken only a day apart.
Close-up, this is the most amazing Schlumbergera
I have ever seen. From further away, the magenta and orange kind of blur together to make red. But the petals actually do shade through white, orange, red, and magenta. If this is a normal and common thing for Schlumbergera
petals to do, I apologize for my enthusiasm, but I've somehow missed noticing it before.
The only bad characteristic of the blooms is that there aren't very many of them. How many? Just the one in the photos. There are no buds in progress. Granted, the plant is still young, and it didn't have a great environment for trying to bloom this year -- late repotting, limited light, dry air -- so presumably the next time will be better. Or at least we can hope.
So anyway. I've spent an absurd amount of time in search of a name, and the best I've been able to come up with thus far is a Beavis and Butthead
reference: "Uh Hey Baby."
This almost works for me -- it sounds stupid, yes, but that was pretty much what my inner Butthead said when I saw it opened for the first time, so it seems right somehow. The downside of this is that much of the charm of "Uh Hey Baby" is the way Butthead pronounces "baby"
when he says it, and it wouldn't really make any sense to people who aren't familiar with the show. Not that making sense to people is necessarily a high priority for variety names of plants anyway, as we've seen over the years, with the orchids. I don't know.
Also under consideration to some degree or another, in order from least to most appealing:
(a 30 Rock reference
, which is pleasingly nonsensical but mostly serves as a reminder that when brainstorming Schlumbergera
names, there are no bad ideas)
(there actually is a company making a white, orange, and purple sherbet,1
and it was a favorite of mine as a child. I've even mentioned it on the blog
before. Alas, there's already a Hibiscus 'Rainbow Sherbet,'
and the colors of the Schlumbergera
don't match the colors of the sherbet particularly well.2
(I don't know where this one came from. It was apparently important to me at one time to have a Beavis and Butthead
connection. Incidentally, there are "Saint Beavis" t-shirts
available for sale on-line. Which raises more questions than it answers.)
(a Welcome to Night Vale
reference, which has going for it that: Tamika is at least the sort of person who should be getting things named for her, and the name is not particularly ridiculous if you don't know who Tamika is. Problems: she's not a particularly major character and it's not a particularly major show, so most people would not get the reference, and if nobody's going to get the reference then I should maybe not bother.)
"Breakin' the Law"
, but a Judas Priest reference
before that. I kind of like this just because the seedling is doing something that I didn't know Schlumbergera
s could do, so it seems semi-appropriate.)
(an Absolutely Fabulous
reference, with all the same problems as "Uh Hey Baby" plus the problem that it sounds a little overly precious. In the show, it works because you know Edina doesn't remotely mean
it; out of context, it sounds cloying and gross to me. It's nevertheless probably the strongest contender I have after "Uh Hey Baby.")
I'm not in love with any of these options, so if there's something you've always wanted to see a plant named, throw it out there. No bad ideas in brainstorming, I might like it, etc. Or cast a vote for one of the other options. Otherwise I'm probably going to default to "Uh Hey Baby."
Seedling #083 also has a plain orange seedling in it. If not for its proximity to the most amazing seedling to date, #083B would seem pleasant enough.
TinEye gave me at least one photo of a bonfire, so I'm going with "Guy Fawkes Night" for the name.
More seedlings to come, though the three I know about at the moment are all varying shades of orange, so the remaining posts will probably be anticlimactic. Prepare yourself accordingly.