Friday, April 11, 2008

Pal (Haworthia spp.)

Haworthia spp. are just sweethearts, pretty much full-time. I get asked about them a lot at work, mainly because we have some varieties in at the moment that people don't recognize and want an ID, but also because from time to time someone sees one and finds it appealing but is uncertain about whether or not they could keep it going. The answer is pretty much always yes. Yes, you can keep it going; yes, this is an easy plant if you have any windows at all; yes, you should buy it now. This isn't salesmanship (except, I guess, in a very loose sense); it's honesty. Haworthias rule.

Now, this isn't to say that Haworthia nomenclature and taxonomy aren't horrifying, labyrinthine messes that will eat your brain until you go mad. (For an example, check out the poor soul here.1)Trying to get a solid ID on a Haworthia is the sort of thing about which people write epic poetry, or action movies.2 And then when you factor in the various hybrids (Haworthia/Gasteria, Haworthia/Aloe, Haworthia/Haworthia), it's sort of a wonder that anybody bothers to name any of these guys at all. For the average houseplant owner, this isn't really an issue, because the average houseplant owner doesn't care what they've got so much as what they're supposed to do to keep it alive;3 it's only the incredibly neurotic people who have to know the exact names of everything who are going to have problems.

Nevertheless, some of us are that neurotic, in which case it's handy to have reference sources. There are good, if redundant and incomplete, picture and ID sets available here and here. I ran across the latter of the two via A Succulent Life, so a hat tip there. I make no promises about any of the identities I attached to my photos, or about the identities attached to the photos at the abovelinked sites, but I did make every effort, and it looks to me like they did too.

Haworthia retusa? Perhaps?

I like them mainly because they're easy to care for: the H. retusa in the picture above is one I've had for three and a half years and taken a bunch of offsets from (some of which I wish I had back, actually). It didn't complain about the north window in the old apartment, it doesn't complain about the west window it's in now, and the only issue we've had that is still unresolved is, most of the leaves had a sort of "deflated" look to them the last time I checked. It's probably too wet, too dry, or too cold. I think too wet. We've been through this before.

So but maybe we should get straight to the care information.

Light: Ideally, these should have full sun indoors, though they can make do with bright indirect for a time, if they have to. Mine are about equally divided between a partly-obstructed south window and a barely-obstructed west window, and there doesn't seem to be any huge difference between the groups. I grew the H. retusa in a north window for a couple years, and that didn't appear to be a problem, either.
Watering: as with most succulent plants, too much water will kill your plant quickly, and too little will kill it slowly, so if in doubt, don't water. In the spring and fall, I let them get about halfway dry between waterings; in the summer and winter, growth slows considerably and I water only when they're pretty much completely dry. But this makes it sound complicated, when really they're pretty flexible, and hard to kill (or at least the more commonly sold species are). If you're watering when you'd call the plant "pretty dry," however you decide when that is, then you're probably getting it right. A clay pot and very lean soil that drains quickly will help too, especially for people who have a tendency to over-nurture.
Humidity, Feeding, Pests: all pretty much non-issues. I have seen the occasional mealybug infestation (not on my own plants), but that's about it. Feeding is probably desirable, but I had mine for a couple years before the idea even occurred to me, and the plant got by just fine, so it's not something I think you probably need to stress out about. If you do feed, I'd go with a pretty dilute solution of like 20-20-20 or 20-10-20, and only feed in spring and fall.
Temperature: I'm not sure about this one, actually. I wouldn't try much below 50ºF (10ºC), though it's entirely possible that they can survive quite a bit lower than that. I just don't want to say they can and then be wrong. Maybe a reader can jump in here and give me something more specific?
Propagation: Propagation for the most common varieties is almost always by way of offsets, which plants will spontaneously produce after a certain age. That said, there are some rare species that do not offset, too, and can only be started from seeds, though those species aren't usually offered for sale. (I'm trying seeds of Haworthia pumila, a species which I think does offset but which I haven't seen for sale recently, mostly just to see what that process is like, but it's too soon to have anything to tell you about that.) Getting plants from offsets aren't any more complicated than just pulling the offset and the main plant apart (ideally you should try to get leave roots on both plants, but nothing terrible is likely to happen if you don't manage to get any roots on the offset: it'll grow some, eventually. Though you do have to be sparing with the water until you're fairly certain that rooting has happened.) and then planting them separately. It does seem to help if you let the offset reach a reasonable size before separating, though I can't define what I mean by "reasonable size" exactly.
Grooming: Haworthias flower fairly readily indoors, once they're a certain age, and may even flower more than once in the same year. The flowers appear on long stalks, like those of Aloe or Gasteria, but are white, tiny, short-lived, and not especially attractive. I don't know if it's best to take the flowers off as they appear – I personally don't. Grooming for Haworthia is otherwise nearly non-existent.

Haworthia cymbiformis flower. Picture from "," as should be relatively obvious from the watermark. This is typical for Haworthia flowers: they're usually white, have stripes down the petals' centers, and petals are arranged with three on top and two on bottom like this.

Haworthias are native to Southern Africa, and some species share habitats with some Lithops species, which I mentioned in the Lithops profile. Like I said there, some of them have evolved translucent leaf tips, so that they can get light to a larger surface area without having to expose said larger surface area to drying heat and wind. Some Haworthias go further and, like Lithops, bury themselves in sand, leaving only their leaf "windows" above the sand level, which obviously protects them even more from the wind. Haworthia retusa, above, looks like it might be one of those, though of course I don't bury mine in sand because I like to be able to see my plants.

A NOID window-leaf. See below.

A number of different species are out there, but the one I see probably the most often is H. attenuata. This is often called H. fasciata, but apparently the actual H. fasciata is pretty rare (see Palmbob's comment here), and if you're sold one that's being called either name, it's really probably attenuata. Which is fine, because attenuata is a nice plant, and one of the more striking Haworthias. One thing I'm not nuts about: in very intense light, they'll turn sort of a muddy brown color. It's unlikely to happen indoors, and it's reversible, but it looks kind of worrisome. Also, the tips of the leaves sometimes turn light gray-brown and dry up for some reason; I'm not sure what causes this, but it's usually only on a few leaves at a time, generally the lowest ones, and the dead parts can be cut off easily enough. H. attenuata offsets plentifully, and pups are easy to root on their own.

Haworthia attenuata

A species I like but don't (yet) own is H. truncata; this is an unusual windowleaf Haworthia with leaves that grow in nice long rows, instead of in a rosette pattern. This sort of arrangement of leaves is common with Gasteria spp., and some Aloe spp. (like young Aloe vera), but it's unusual for a Haworthia. They're not especially pretty plants, but they are weird, and different, so someday I will probably have one.

Photo from Stan Shebs at the Wikimedia Commons page for Haworthia truncata.

A species I've been seeing a lot of lately (for some reason) is H. limifolia, which apparently is an old story in the succulent trade, but which I noticed for the first time last August, when I started my current job. It has sort of dull green-gray leaves with pronounced ridges across the leaves' width, which ridges have given it the common name of "fairy washboard."4 The below-pictured plant was an offset from a plant at work, and when I brought it home it had about three leaves, all of which were tiny. Recently it's been practically exploding, it's growing so fast. Palmbob at says that this particular Haworthia deals well with overwatering, which is a common cause of death for the genus; this might explain why it's one of the more commonly available species.

Haworthia limifolia var. limifolia.

The next one here may or may not be H. batesiana; I no longer remember where and when I saw that name, or why it seemed like the choice for this plant. Its story has a (semi-) tragic end: the base of the plant had dried up, or rotted out, or both, to the point where pieces were falling off when I would pick it up to water it, and eventually I got tired of that and cut it up to make into new plants. Good idea in theory, but in practice, few of the cuttings rooted, or even tried to, and few of the ones that did root looked like anything I wanted to have in my home. I do still have a couple of pieces of it that rooted and don't make me want to vomit when I look at them, so we may see it return to its former glory, but this is a long shot. It appears to be a trailer naturally, and self-branches. It just isn't that great at hanging on to its own stems. Oh well. Pretty while it lasted.

Haworthia batesiana?

This last one is a NOID; I posted to Garden Web about it, and had one person suggest H. emelyae, which I do appreciate the thought (s/he was the only person to reply to the post), but I have my doubts. Even taking into account that Haworthia spp. are variable, sometimes really really variable, I have yet to see any pictures of H. emelyae that look much like this. (Mostly they're shorter, flatter, and browner, and the leaves are more triangular in cross-section.) I could accept maybe a H. truncata / H. emelyae hybrid, maybe, but even that would be kind of a stretch for me. The lighting in this picture sucks; the actual plant is pretty much a green kind of green, not the grayish green it appears to be here. There's a H. truncata var. maughanii, which forms rosettes instead of having an alternate leaf pattern like the species, and maybe that's what this plant is, but it's hard to find great pictures of it. It'd be nice if somebody could confirm or refute this for me. In any case, it's adorable, and that's what's important.

Haworthia NOID.

Haworthias as a genus occasionally use other, larger plants to protect them from the intense sun of their South African habitat; this has the additional benefit of protecting them from animals that might otherwise eat them. I mean, you or I might look at a Haworthia and not think, I'll bet that plant would make a delicious meal, but what if you were a lizard?5 So they're smart, kinda like Bryophyllum daigremontianum (sometimes called Kalanchoe daigremontiana), which also uses other plants for its own defensive purposes.

Haworthia spp. are also planted around homes in South Africa as protection against lightning. I think lightning rods would probably be more effective. Hell, signs saying: "Lightning: please do not strike our home. Thank you," couldn't really be any less effective. (Long, ranty digression at 6.) But it's not the fault of the Haworthias that people expect things of them that they haven't promised. What they do promise, by and large, is that they'll be a good, low-maintenance plant for a bright window, and they deliver on that.


Photo credits: my own, except the flowers, H. truncata, and Morbo, as noted in the text.

1 I kid. He and I diverge a lot on how seriously we take DNA: I think if you're going to take evolution and speciation seriously at all, DNA has to be your ultimate criterion for whether two organisms are from the same species or not. He, if I read him right, thinks that what the DNA actually cooks up, the phenotype (in the jargon), should be what gets measured and counted and analyzed, and not the DNA itself necessarily. This is, to a point, splitting hairs, but splitting hairs is kind of the raison d'être of the taxonomist. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, taxonomists gotta nitpick.
2 Small portion of the unfilmed script for Haworthia: Taxonomist Bloodbath is below. I see Arnold Schwartzenegger as the Taxonomist.


Now you're just being unreasonable. It's clearly Haworthia retusa. Look at the inflorescence, for Pete's sake.


No. It's Haworthia emelyae var. multifolia.

[TAXONOMIST blasts DR. BERG into bloody confetti]


And I did look at the inflorescence.

3 (And some of them aren't obsessively concerned about that, either.)
4 And I suppose it could be a fairy's washboard, but when I think about tiny, mischievous, magical, flying beings in the English countryside, I don't really picture them doing laundry. I mean, surely either fairies don't have the hygiene issues that would make doing laundry necessary, or else they have some magical way of doing it. Some kind of enchanted Maytag, is what I'm picturing. Possibly a laundromat-o'-the-wee-folk. Whatever it is, they certainly wouldn't be using washboards.
5 Yeah. What if? No pepperoni pizza and soda pop for you, locust-breath. Maybe a cool, refreshing Haworthia is just what you need. This bud's for you. Or maybe that bud is. Or that one. Perhaps with a few bites of leaf on the side.
6 In fact, I would have a hard time taking seriously anything at the linked website, and didn't even read that page once I hit the following quote in the sidebar:
At the core of quantum is co-creativity. We say, "This is Special Me. This is what I am. This is what I want." Quantum reality responds with "Great! Very cool expansion of the Whole you are! Will this help you? How about this? . . . or this? . . . or this??" Quantum reality responds to our assertion of our uniqueness by supplying the goods.

Phyllis Kirk
I'm assuming, from context, and from the other stuff I saw before I quit reading in exasperation, that this is being quoted approvingly, despite the fact that it makes not a shred of sense. It is pseudoscience of the worst variety, (see an earlier post for a brief digression into the meaning of "pseudoscience") the kind that uses words it clearly doesn't understand to make points which are clearly not true, and is all just more of the same The Secret / Prosperity Gospel / visualization / magical thinking garbage that pops up in a new form every few years to pull money out of a new batch (or, more likely, the exact same batch) of suckers.
When this sort of stuff comes up, I'm frequently reminded of this exchange from "Futurama:"
(Background: MORBO is a bulging-headed alien newscaster who openly refers to himself as a scout for an upcoming alien invasion of Earth. LINDA is his co-anchor, and is basically what you'd imagine Mary Hart of "Entertainment Tonight" would be like after an hour of huffing nitrous oxide. They are discussing a very rapid warmup of the earth which would be way too involved to explain for this one joke.)

MORBO: Direct your pity now to the African turtles, seen here
migrating to cooler homes in Holland. . . . Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace amongst the Dutch tulips.

LINDA: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool!

MORBO [turning towards Linda]: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! [turning back to camera] Good night!

Morbo. Picture from Puny Humans.

Wanting things does not bring them to you. If it did, nobody would ever be disappointed. Visualizing things does not make them happen that way. If it did, nobody would ever be surprised. If you find that you can manipulate the world that way, you should seriously consider the possibility that you are delusional, or that at the very least you have such a strong case of confirmation bias that you fail to see almost everything that happens around you. The ways to make things happen are to practice, research, experiment, rehearse, train, learn, and search. (The exact list will depend on exactly what you're trying to do. I also note for the record that for someone who already has the necessary skills, visualizing may well count as rehearsal, and improve performance. But it's not like visualizing yourself pole-vaulting is going to help you become a pole-vaulter if visualization is the only practice you ever do.) Sitting around on the couch, with pleasant tinkly music playing and a full belly, wishing for things, besides being extremely insulting to the millions of people in the world who are at war, or on the verge of starvation, or terminally ill, or who have just lost loved ones, or whatever, is going to lead to exactly one outcome: the same stuff that would have happened anyway, but without any input from you.
Also, since s/he mentions it on the page I linked to, I am supportive of efforts to collect, test, and disseminate ethnobotanical knowledge, alternative therapies, etc., on two conditions: 1) the people providing the knowledge should receive some of the benefits of it. So, like, a pharmaceutical company shouldn't be allowed to send somebody out into the jungle to ask around for cool medicinal plants, clear the natural habitat in order to take the plants, synthesize the active molecules, patent them, and become filthy rich. Most of the money should be going to the people who made the actual discovery. I don't know, legally, how such a thing could be enforced, but it pretty obviously seems like there should be fair compensation for such things. And by "fair" I mean "a lot." Like, they should be able to afford to buy the drugs that their information provided, at bare minimum. 2) If an alleged treatment is found not to work, in a a) number of b) competently-executed c) double-blind studies which are d) not funded by the proponents or opponents of the treatment, then we shouldn't continue to throw good money after bad in the hopes of getting a result that supporters of the treatment like better. One of the hallmarks of junk science and pseudoscience is their tendency to persist regardless of how many times they are shown to be ineffective or harmful.
Also there's a weird tendency in certain circles to privilege folk beliefs. As if not having formal training on a subject makes you more qualified to talk about it. On this topic, and because I find it scandalous, I would just like to note that abstinence-only sex education in Florida has now led to folk beliefs among some Florida teenagers that, one, either drinking a shot of Mountain Dew after intercourse, or smoking marijuana, will prevent pregnancy; two, drinking a capful of bleach after intercourse will protect against HIV. This is not true just because laypeople believe it. It would also be untrue if it had been passed on from teenager to teenager for thousands of years. (My people perish for lack of knowledge. Hosea 4:6)
But so, returning to the Haworthias and protection from lightning and all that: [clears throat]





Pretty picture: Rhododendron spp.

Okay, I know I have slowed down a lot on posting the plant profiles. And I'm sorry. I'm going to make an effort today on the Haworthia spp. one, and (I hope) post it tomorrow. I blame work. In the meantime:

We have a few azaleas (Rhododendron spp.) at work at the moment (I specify "at the moment" because they turn over fast. A lot of them sell, and the ones that don't sell look so crappy so quickly that they're rotated out quickly too. Any given azalea spends maybe a week in the greenhouse, max, before one or the other of those things happens.) that have caught my attention because they're two-toned. The buds are red, and as they open, the flowers gradually change to pink. Maybe this isn't that unusual or noteworthy, but other people at work have commented.

I don't have a variety name for them, or I'd share it. Probably you guys have all seen these, or something like them, anyway.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

The Great Annual (?) Seed Project, or GASP

I don't know if this is going to be a regular feature or not, but let's pretend, because without the "annual" part in there, it's a sucky acronym.

I bought some seeds about a week ago from, which I intend to sprout at some point though I'm still undecided about whether I want to do this at work or at home. But I've started soaking the stuff that's supposed to be soaked, so I guess I'll have to make a decision relatively soon. Also in the future: a decision about whether or not I endorse This is my second attempt with them, but the first one (which failed: Cissus rhombifolia and Pandanus utilis) was probably my fault.

The below pictures are kind of for crap, because I just took them this morning and didn't have time to do an especially good job, hence the weird lighting and the blurriness and so forth. But I tried. It was either that or wait to post until lunch.

So but here's our cast of characters:

Aloe assortment

Carludovica palmata, which when I bought the seeds I thought was equivalent to Asplundia 'Jungle Drum.' But odds are it isn't.

Cereus peruvianus, which calls "Trichocereus peruvianus" but is probably the same thing. Trichocereus peruvianus, which and Wikipedia list as Echinopsis peruviana. Hat tip to anonymous in comments. Though I am also a bit disappointed, 'cause I was hoping for Cereus peruvianus.

Cordyline fruticosa

Ficus religiosa

Haworthia pumila

Schefflera: I'm hoping that the species is actinophylla, not arboricola, because when it comes right down to it I don't really like arboricola very much. But either would be okay, I guess.

Updates as they become relevant. Actual planting probably begins tomorrow (11 Apr 2008).

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Random plant event: Codiaeum variegatum flower, continued

Back on Valentine's Day, I posted a picture of a Codiaeum variegatum with the beginnings of a flower bud, with the intention of following along as it did whatever it was going to do. Then spring happened, and I kind of lost track of the plant, and thought that maybe it sold or something. Yesterday I found it again, with flowers now open, and so here I am, to give you a shot at seeing them in all their glory.

This is the 14 Feb picture:

And this is what it's doing now:

Kind of a half-assed effort, I think we can agree, but considering how much work goes into the leaves, I'll let it pass.

I never did get a good theory going for why it was flowering now. None of the others were when it started, and none of them are flowering now, either.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Movie: Googly-Eyed Cactus -- Another Explanation

I never see "Saturday Night Live" anymore, because it's on late, and I generally have to be up at 5:30 AM in order to make it in to work on-time (there's this whole thing where I post to the blog and drink five cups of coffee or so), and I get very emotionally weird when my sleep schedule gets messed up.1 And it's not usually funny enough to warrant taping a whole episode.2 Anyway.

So imagine my surprise when Andrew from Zooillogix e-mailed me with a clip from last Saturday's episode. I guess somehow he knew it would be perfect for PATSP. With no further ado, and a hat-tip to Andrew:

(UPDATE: Make that two hat tips to Andrew. The YouTube version was taken down, but if you're willing to sit through an ad first, NBC has it on their website. See below.)

For 1000 bonus points, and the trip to Cancun: what plant is incorrectly identified as a cactus in this sketch? (Answer: 3)


1 Sort of irritable/depressed, but not about anything in particular. Also occasionally catastrophically sad. It's weird and illogical and I know it's weird and illogical, even while it's going on, but when the entire world is frustrating or depressing, it really doesn't help to know that the frustration and depression aren't "real." In fact, knowing that the frustration and depression aren't real is actually just one more thing to be frustrated and depressed about. Those in the audience who have been clinically depressed before will know what I mean, though they may be surprised that I can trigger a brief depressive episode just by switching to or from Daylight Savings Time. So anyway. The whole point was, my schedule is fairly rigid, but it's mostly not by choice: my brain holds the rest of the body hostage. Which is kind of like how my respiratory system made my nervous system quit smoking, by developing asthma to the point where I just had to stop. I live in constant dread of the day when my digestive system wants something, 'cause you know that rebellion is going to be no fun at all.
2 (I miss Tina Fey. And yes, I know she has another show. I watched a few times and didn't think it was all that funny. Plus I'm kinda ambivalent about Alec Baldwin. Am I missing anything? Should I give it another chance? I'm definitely going to try to make it to the Tina Fey / Amy Pohler movie, Baby Mama, when it comes out. I know SNL movies are rarely funny, but I figure this one should be better than most, because any movie with two female leads is going to have to try a lot harder, movie-industry sexism being what it is.)
3 Euphorbia trigona.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Random plant event: Fragaria x 'Fort Laramie' flowers

This picture is a couple weeks old; most if not all of the strawberries at work have already moved on to fruiting, though the fruits in question are still very tiny and green.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Random plant event: Ficus triangularis flowers (?)

Some time ago, we had a bonsai Ficus triangularis in that started looking like crap, as Ficus bonsai sometimes will, and I tried to reshape it to something prettier, but of course I don't know what I'm doing when it comes to bonsai, so I didn't help much. But when it was all over, I had a bunch of tip cuttings left, and I thought, I wonder if these would root.

So I planted about thirty cuttings, and about twenty-six keeled over immediately, but a few held on.

So then the other day I'm looking for something for a customer and notice that one of these cuttings has these . . . things all over it.

I expect these are small figs ("figlets of my imagination," one could say). Not necessarily edible, or even attractive, but a good sign that the cutting in question is going to take. Not what I expected these last few survivors to do.