Saturday, October 24, 2009

Saturday afternoon Nina picture

Nina doesn't hang from the wire mesh on top of her cage very often, but it happens often enough that I've gotten frustrated with trying to get a picture of it. Normally she sees me coming and jumps down immediately. It was something of a relief to finally get it documented.

How My Plants Die

(Preface: I'm not sure whether this will be of any interest to people other than me, but what the hell. Saturdays tend to be slow blog days anyway, and I've gone to the trouble to make graphs and spreadsheets so I may as well use them. Don't feel compelled to care.)

I have, at the moment, 725 plants. Officially. I actually have more than that, but they're not mature enough to count (seedlings, cuttings), not in containers and/or not indoors, part of Nina's terrarium, or otherwise not quite ready for prime time.

Besides those 725, I have had 484 more over the last three years, which are no longer with me for one reason or another, for an overall total of 1209. Here's what happened to the 484 missing ones.

The fate of all plants, to date, which actually looks quite a bit better than I was expecting when I started thinking about this.

230 of them were sold, traded, or given away. Most of these were specifically propagated for the purpose of selling/trading/giving, and don't really count as being dead, though I'm sure a good number of them probably are by now.

One plant was thrown out because I was impatient for it to do something. It was a pineapple (Ananas comosus), and probably was actually rooting, but it wasn't doing so quickly enough to suit me. I think lack of space was also a factor.

One plant (Adenium obesum) was thrown away because it went dormant and I thought that it was going dead instead. My bad.

One plant (Rhapis excelsa) was divided at the wrong time of year, and of course I couldn't get the division to root.

One plant (a Begonia) was getting too much sun, and burned up before I realized that that was its problem.

Two casualties I blame on a combination of being overpotted and having bad soil.

Two plants were rooted in water but then failed to switch over in a timely fashion to growing in soil.

Three plants are just perverse and impossible to please (Fenestraria rhopallophylla, Philodendron 'Xanadu,' Streptocarpus 'Purple Martin'), and I never had a chance.

Three plants were discarded because something fell on them, or they fell off a shelf, and broke in an unsalvageable way (though in one case I was secretly glad about this: I didn't like the plant anymore, but had no good excuse for getting rid of it until The Accident).

Four were lost to fungal infection.

Five were cut back at bad moments and failed to come back from the pruning.

Five were transplanted too early, or in the wrong season, and died as a result.

Seven died of insufficient light, or more accurately, they died because of being ugly, because of insufficient light.

Nine were lost to spider mites, though usually spider mites weren't enough without some exacerbating factors (dry air, neglect, being a croton) to push them over the edge.

Nine died due to unknown causes: either I just didn't record a cause, or I couldn't figure out what to blame.

Ten were already in bad condition when I made them official plants and just failed to get any better; most were rescues.

16 plants were thrown out due to mealybugs. I have, on occasion, actually tried to fight mealybug infestations instead of pre-emptively discarding the affected plants, and sometimes this has even worked out, but it's rare enough that I no longer automatically try to save the plant. The overwhelming majority in this category are Haworthias, because I got one plant that had mealybugs, noticed the mealybugs and tried to divide it so I could at least salvage a couple offsets from the situation, and counted the divisions as plants. Even with squishing all the adult bugs I could find and dunking the divisions in rubbing alcohol, I still found bugs on the offsets mere days later, so the one plant with bugs got counted like nine times. Also quite a few Marantas in the mealybug group.

21 were simultaneously overwatered and underwatered. Saintpaulia ionantha cvv. owns this category: I'd let them get too dry, realize it too late, and then try to overcompensate by standing them in water, which I would then forget to dump out.

21 were overwatered. Crappy soil was probably a contributing factor in some of these, but I'm more than capable of overwatering a plant even with good soil.

30 involved me putting a cutting or division of a plant on the official spreadsheets prematurely, and then having to count it as a fatality when it failed to take.

39 plants were underwatered. When I say I'm not good at plants that can't occasionally cope with the occasional long drought, I'm being totally sincere. You'd think that the plants would know this by now, and stop jumping into my arms in the garden center.

64 were thrown out because they were ugly. This was often my fault to some degree or another, so there's a bad-care aspect to most of these too, but plants in this category, though they probably could have been rehabilitated back to respectability, never did that much for me in the first place, weren't in good enough shape to sell or give away, and were taking up valuable space that could have been used by something else.

With the survivors removed.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Iowa City Graffiti: Sin

This, clearly, is an incredibly wicked and depraved dumpster.

Temp (Solenostemon scutellarioides)

I've never worked as a temp, but it is my understanding that temping involves a considerable level of flexibility, and one never knows exactly what job one will be performing or for what period of time. Likewise, Solenostemon scutellarioides1 never know what they're going to be asked to do when they go to a new place. Depending on the situation, their job could be to trail in a hanging basket or as a ground cover, grow as a standard with a straight stem and a ball of shaped foliage at the top, fill in a small bare spot behind a more important plant, or serve as the focal point in a group planting. And coleus is capable of doing all of these things, and more (they even do bonsai! though not very well!2): the leaves are variable in size (1 to 8 in / 2.5-20 cm long), shape (most are more or less diamond-shaped, with slightly scalloped edges; some have narrower leaves with fingerlike lobes), mature height (up to at least 2.5 feet / 0.76 m), habit (trailing or upright), pattern (randomly spotted, outlined in a contrasting color, reticulated) and color (dark purple, burgundy, red, pink, orange, gold, yellow, chartreuse, green). Whatever you want a coleus to look like and do, a capable variety probably exists.

'Glennis.' I don't know if it's particularly easy to overwinter, but I'll be damned if I'm not going to try. Just look at that.

Of course, finding that cultivar is another matter: there are hundreds of named varieties, and no registry or authority for them, like with some plants. But even so, if you look at a couple different garden centers in the spring, you'll probably find a variety that will work for what you want. The garden center where I worked had at least fifteen in 2009,3 and we weren't even that big.

However, coleus are not what you'd call long-term plants. In warm climates they can be kept over as perennials (basically just USDA zone 114), or so I'm told, but for most of us, you can't plant one outside and expect to see it again the following year: the first frost will kill the plant's extremities, and anything much colder than a frost will kill the entire plant outright. This means that most people either abandon their plants to the elements, or they dig plants up and bring them in. Sometimes people don't bother to plant them in the ground at all, instead leaving them in containers which can be brought in at the end of a season.

A NOID I photographed at Pierson's in Cedar Rapids. This had been growing for most of the season, and was in a pretty huge pot. Very nice-looking size and shape, though whatever variety this was doesn't do a lot for me.

It's been my personal experience that they make pretty unsatisfying houseplants. I have managed to keep one alive indoors for more than a year, so it's possible, but if you want a big, full, bushy plant indoors like you see outside in late summer, you should . . . probably either invest in some serious fluorescent lighting or downgrade your expectations. If, on the other hand, you just want something to stay alive so you can take cuttings and plant those outside in the spring, instead of buying the same plant over and over, you can probably manage that easily enough.

'Quarterback,' the one variety I have successfully overwintered (though it didn't look much like this at the end of the overwintering).

Although Solenostemon scutellarioides looks like a regular botanical name, we suspect that no such plant exists in the wild: it is likely a product of human cultivation and hybridization among various Solenostemon species. This is not a particularly unusual situation for a plant to find itself in: a surprising number of houseplants (and garden plants, for that matter) are also hybrids and owe their existence to human intervention and hybridization.5 But this does complicate discussions of coleus's name and origin a little, because we simply don't know where it came from. The original specimens appear to have been collected from Java in the mid-nineteenth century, though these may already have been (natural) hybrids. Not knowing the precise origins hasn't proven to be an impediment to developing new varieties, and an awful lot of people very likely do not care about the details and would be hostile if you tried to tell them about the details, so this is likely to remain a mystery for the foreseeable future.

Individual cultivars also often have sketchy pasts: though the story behind some varieties is easily found and a matter of public record, others are mysterious, and more than a few are just the same plant going by a number of aliases because somebody wanted to pretend they had something unique and cool to sell. This happens a lot, unfortunately, not just with coleus, though it does seem to be especially bad with coleus.

'Pink Chaos.' I actively disliked this one both years I sold it, but it did sell. Lots.

Much, much more has been written about coleus than I could possibly fit into a single blog post. Fortunately, Ray Rogers has written a book, Coleus: Rainbow Foliage for Containers and Gardens (link goes to Amazon; you can also buy it directly from the publisher, Timber Press, if you want to pay an extra $8, which is, um, . . . let's call it counterintuitive), which must surely be the definitive book on coleus history and varieties. (If the book is not definitive, it's not for lack of trying.) Interested readers should definitely track down a copy: the photographs by Richard Hartlage are great eye candy, a good number of varieties are very specifically identified and clearly photographed, along with notes on their quirks (which ones tend to sport, which are quicker to flower and die, etc.), and frequently also specific information about their origins: who found them, what variety they sported or seeded from, what other names they're sold under, and sometimes even a specific year of introduction. So go there if you're looking for something in-depth.

'Kingswood Torch,' as it usually appears.

Oh! Before I forget: Rogers didn't explain it exactly, but he did address the existence of the occasional plant like my 'Kingswood Torch,' which was producing leaves in groups of three, instead of in pairs as is typical. This is apparently just something that happens from time to time with seed-grown plants. Presumably it persists even if the plant is pinched back, since Rogers says that plants that start this way grow fuller than other plants. He doesn't say whether it propagates true from cuttings, but my guess is that it doesn't, since if it did I'd expect to see them patented and for sale under their own variety names.

'Kingswood Torch,' with three-fold symmetry.

I would try taking cuttings from my own to find out, but when I read this in Rogers' book and realized that I did not, in fact, have a rare and potentially lucrative new sport, I threw mine away. It was ugly (tall and unbranched, with no leaves at the bottom because I'd let it dry out too often), and I was tired of looking at it, and I'm not sorry. So there.

It's also a fairly common occurrence for plants to throw out a shoot with different coloration than the rest of the plant. Many of these turn out to be stable (more or less), and frequently become new cultivars unto themselves, which may later throw off more sports in turn. I'm unsure what's responsible for this tendency, but I did run across a tantalizing reference to transposons6 in a scientific paper on-line, which I was not able to read because they wanted $28 for one-day access to it, which is clearly fucking insane and makes me deeply resentful of the entire scientific establishment. Anyway. Some plants are just more variable than others, for reasons I can't explain, and Solenostemon scutellarioides -- if that is its real name -- is one of those plants.7

'Kong Rose' (left) and the sport of 'Kong Rose' I joke-named 'Kong Aline.' I kind of like it in this picture, but I didn't really take particularly good care of it this summer, with the moving and everything, and so it's no longer with us. I think if I'd been forced to provide a non-joke name, I would have gone with either 'Watermark' or 'Paper Chromatography.'

Plants may also change appearance temporarily, according to their growing conditions. Leaf colors, sizes, shapes and patterns are sometimes altered when plants are getting too much or too little light, are too hot, or are over- or underfertilized. Correcting the problem will bring new growth back to normal, though old growth may or may not return to its ordinary appearance.

In any case. Indoor culture can be problematic, though it appears that the degree of difficulty depends on the cultivar, with some plants overwintering far more easily than others. So your results may vary, to a greater degree than usual.

'Merlot.' This photo doesn't really do it justice: it can be a very pretty (if monochromatic) plant.

LIGHT: Outdoors, most Solenostemons do best in shade or partial sun, though there are some cultivars which are supposed to be able to handle full sun. I haven't tried this personally, though the word at work was that even the "full sun" coleus we had were happiest if not forced to spend the entire day in the sun. As a general rule, Rogers says, darker varieties tolerate full sun better, though there are exceptions on both sides.

Indoors, it is usually difficult to get enough light on a coleus. I've had better luck with artificial light (mere inches under a shop light, on the back of another shop light) than with natural, as far as keeping plants compact. (This is probably because natural light is less dependable and less intense indoors.)

'Dappled Apple.' I was never terribly fond of this one, either.

WATERING: During summer outdoors, and in warm spots indoors, you will likely have to water established plants fairly often. Also, plants in small pots (for the size of the plant) are prone to drying out very quickly. In the greenhouse, plants that were plugs in 4-inch pots in March were usually so potbound by July that we had to water them twice a day. It's also a good idea to water before you see wilting: although repeated wilting and then reviving won't kill them, coleus respond to underwatering by dropping their lower leaves, and you really don't want them dropping their lower leaves.

On the other hand, plants which are being grown indoors, or plants outdoors in cool conditions, can rot if they are too wet, and new seedlings and cuttings are especially prone to rot. So in cool conditions, and especially when overwintering in a cool room, be careful not to overdo the water. You might even want to wait until you see a little wilting, just to be sure.

'Fishnet Stockings.'

TEMPERATURE: For best growth, temperatures should be between 55 and 95 F (13 to 35 C). Outside of that range, growth more or less stops, and hot temperatures can also change leaf appearance. Outside, there's not much you can do about that, and if it's 95F/35C indoors then you have bigger problems to worry about than your coleus, but it's still something to be aware of.

Temperatures colder than 55F/13C will not necessarily kill a plant outright, but growth will stop, and plants become more susceptible to root rot the colder you go. Rogers suggests 50F/10C as the minimum acceptable temperature for overwintering, and says 65-70F (18-21C) is more or less ideal.

Below freezing, plants will die. Don't plant them outdoors in spring until you're certain it's not going to frost.

'Wizard Sunset Sun.' I originally questioned whether this was the actual name for the plant, because 1) "Wizard Sunset Sun" is a dumb name for anything, and 2) I was unable to find anything on-line by that name. But I was subsequently informed by Mae in comments that no, this is the actual name. Confusingly, there is also a 'Wizard Sunset,' which is a different color.

HUMIDITY: As usual with plants indoors, more humidity is better. I'm not sure how critical high humidity is for success, but coleus transpire8 a lot, and they'll lose water a lot faster to dry air than they will to humid air. Humidity is particularly a big deal for cuttings. Rogers advises pebble trays but says that misting or enclosing the plants in plastic (like a mini-greenhouse, for example) are bad ideas, which will lead to "leaf diseases" (presumably fungus). I'm not personally very impressed with pebble trays, but I'm not about to argue about coleus with the guy who wrote the definitive coleus book.

Outdoors, of course, there's only so much one can (or should) do about humidity.

'Gays Delight.'

PESTS: I'm told that they tried overwintering coleus one year at my former job, only to lose them all to some kind of raging mealybug or spider mite infestation (I don't remember which it was, in the story.). Most of the websites mention whitefly, too, as being especially fond of coleus. Karen715 at Life Among the Leaves has recently mentioned mealybugs. The worst I've experienced personally was a minor spider mite thing at work, which was over almost as soon as we noticed it and didn't result in any lost plants.

'Merlins Magic.' Another one I didn't like, but WCW and some of my other co-workers liked it. Perhaps it gets better as it ages.

PROPAGATION: Solenostemon is one of the easiest plants to root from cuttings. The procedure is generally that you cut off the top four inches of a stem, remove the bottom couple pairs of leaves, stick the bottom in water, and wait for roots to begin to grow, which will typically happen within a couple weeks, then transplant to soil. Mr. Brown Thumb has recently posted about this as well, though I differ with him on a couple points.9 I've also planted cuttings directly into soil, which often ends in rot, unfortunately. Vermiculite is a much better medium for cuttings, because vermiculite is magic.

You don't actually need the full four inches, though: an inch of stem with a couple leaves on it is enough. Rogers recommends cutting the leaves in half, or more, to reduce the amount of water loss; if you don't cut the leaves back, they're likely to fall off on their own while the cutting is rooting.

It's also fairly common to grow coleus from seeds, though if you collect your own seeds, the new plants are unlikely to look like the plants you collected the seeds from: patented varieties typically don't come true even if both parents are the same, and you have no assurance that both parents will be the same. Coleus from seed is, on the other hand, a great way to get around the prohibition on selling patented plants,10 so if you want a wide assortment of sellable plants, buy a dozen different patented varieties, plant them close together, collect the seeds when they flower, and plant those seeds: voila, hundreds of unpatented coleus to choose from and propagate to your heart's content.

This is unfortunately kind of impractical for most of us, as you have to plan it ahead about a year in advance, and then have lots of room in which to raise and evaluate the seedlings, and then even more space to propagate the seedlings once you decide which ones are keepers. Most of what you'll get from random pollination won't be terribly interesting, I'm told. Still, this is another way that new varieties come about, and is an especially useful method if you're looking for a plant that will do well in a very specific environment.

'Tilt a Whirl.' This one gets really awesome with age, though I've only seen one older specimen, and for some reason failed to get a picture of it.

GROOMING: Coleus need to be pinched back from time to time, though the degree to which this is necessary varies somewhat among varieties: some plants self-branch pretty well on their own without a lot of encouragement, and others need to be pinched back constantly. Pinching is even more necessary in situations where plants are crowded, as in the case of group plantings, or when they're being displayed on tables in the garden center. Whether or not "pinching" involves actual pinching of anything is kind of up to you: I've snapped stems by bending them to the side, I've pinched off the tiny leaves at the growing tip, and I've cut plants with scissors. They all work.

As day length shortens in the late summer and fall, plants will try very hard to flower: unless you're trying to get seeds, it's best to remove flower spikes as you see them. Different varieties vary considerably in their determination to flower: according to Rogers, the worst about this are the mixes grown from seeds ('Wizard Mix' and 'Rainbow Mix' are the ones I'm most familiar with, because we carried those at work), for the obvious reason that a slow-flowering plant is likely to select itself out of the mix, when the next year's seeds are being selected from the stock plants.

'Rainbow Mix.'

Plants don't necessarily die after they've flowered, though they may; Rogers is uncharacteristically silent on the topic. Flowering does usually lead to a period of decline, and individual specimens don't appear to be especially long-lived, though I think this happens whether you remove the flowers or not.

FEEDING: Pretty much what you'd expect: regular plant food at about half strength with every watering, seemed to be the usual recommendation I saw when poking around on-line.

At one point during the writing of this profile, it looked like I was going to have to split off the PROPAGATION section into a Part II, because the law is not entirely clear about what you can do with a patented plant. We were once told at work, under circumstances I will leave to the reader's restless imagination, that any unathorized propagation of any patented plant is illegal, regardless of who you are and what you intend to do with it. However, I was hearing this second-hand, and may have misunderstood the context, and whatever the conversation actually was, I don't think this is true anyway.

As best as I can determine -- and do keep in mind that I am not a lawyer -- you may propagate your own personal plant, for which you paid the going retail price or obtained through other legal means, for your own personal use. Whether this means that you're taking cuttings in the fall to overwinter and replant in the spring, or propagating one plant instead of buying two, or taking cuttings after cuttings until you have enough to rip up the sod in the back yard and turn it into a field of 'Splish Splash,' you can do that. The point where it becomes illegal is when you start propagating it to sell.

'Splish Splash.' Trying to overwinter this one also.

So, like a temp, just because it's working for you doesn't mean it's yours exactly, not completely. It really works for, and belongs to, someone else, who is just letting you use it for a while, within certain agreed-upon limits. Although there's nothing in particular (aside from your own conscience) preventing you from propagating hundreds of patented coleus varieties and then selling them at the Farmer's Market, or in a yard sale, or whatever, it is in fact illegal and could result in prosecution, fines, obscenity-filled rants, or what have you, if the right person showed up at your yard sale.

It is theoretically possible for an individual to pay royalties to the patent holder and then propagate your little heart out for a garage sale or whatever, but I have no idea who you would even contact to pay royalties to, nor do I have any idea how much money would be involved or if it could possibly ever be worth your time. But sure, if you were really dedicated to the idea of propagating patented coleus to sell, I'm sure there's a way to make that happen.

It's just, you know, why would you bother?

'Saturn.' I will probably be buying one of these next spring; I bought one this year, but again, it kind of got neglected in all the confusion of the summer and wound up not getting enough light and looking terrible. But I know they're capable of looking amazing, because Rogers has some stunning pictures.

Meanwhile: Ray Rogers, author of the book mentioned previously, has founded a coleus society. There isn't a whole lot on the page just yet, but it's there. It's unclear how old the page is; I can't promise that it'll be worth keeping an eye on, but you never know. Rogers also tried starting a coleus blog, which is linked from the coleus society page. It contains some interesting information (some of which overlaps things in the book, and some which doesn't), as well as some nice pictures, but the last post there is over a year old. I do not know what this means, exactly. But it's worth checking out, if you haven't gotten enough coleus talk already.


Photo credits: All my own, if you can believe it.

1 Solenostemon scutellarioides is still better known by its former (but wrong!) name, Coleus blumei, and usually called "coleus," even by people who know the name Solenostemon. Some websites and books also give "flame nettle" as a common name, but honestly I have never in my life heard someone call coleus flame nettle, ever, and suspect that this is something that the writers of horticulture books made up just to see how many people would play along, and bam said the lady, now all the books and websites include it. But I am onto you, writers of horticulture books!
2 Of course, whether or not coleus makes for good bonsai is somewhat dependent on your expectations for what makes good bonsai. They're not particularly long-lived (3-5 years), but they can be shaped into things that look remarkably like small trees. I have no idea whether they're easier or harder to take care of than other bonsai subjects.
3 Most of the fifteen are pictured in this post, though I don't have pictures for a couple of them (I'm missing 'Kong Red,' 'Electric Lime,' and maybe one or two others).
Also yes, fifteen was overkill, though my recollection is that by the time I left, we had sold out of a few of these, and were very close to selling out of a few more, so I think we still did okay. My main mistake in the ordering was in getting too many green/chartreuse cultivars. (We actually ordered 'Electric Lime' and 'Quarterback,' but then they substituted 'Dappled Apple' for half of our 'Electric Lime' order, so we wound up with three different varieties that were all pretty similar to one another, and I'd pushed for more 'Quarterback' than the previous year, because I liked it, and that was a mistake because I was apparently the only one who did. Which subsequently made me like it a lot less.)
4 (Where practically everything seems to be hardy anyway.)
5 By "owe their entire existence to human intervention" I mean that the plants didn't spontaneously mutate or sport. Some person, at some time, had to deliberately cross-pollinate, irradiate, genetically engineer, or repeatedly select, plants which would otherwise have been perfectly happy to continue to do what they had been doing already. Among the more commonly encountered man-made indoor plants: Cordyline glauca; Begonia rex-cultorum (and most other Begonia cvv., too, for that matter); Anthurium "hookeri;" Chlorophytum x 'Fire Flash;' most cultivars of Aglaonema, Dieffenbachia, Philodendron, Streptocarpus, and Saintpaulia; most cultivated orchids; and Fatshedera lizei. I cannot stress enough that this is not even close to an exhaustive list.
The first person to say "playing God!" will get smacked in the face.
6 It's fairly difficult to explain transposons, but they're more or less strings of DNA that are prone to moving around to new spots in the genome, or getting themselves copied and stuck somewhere new in the genome. When reinserted, the transposon may land in a meaningless or unimportant stretch of text, where it doesn't really affect anything important, or it may land in the middle of a gene that codes for something important, which will almost always screw up the protein made by that gene. Color variation within a single plant, as for example the kernels in "Indian corn," may occur when transposons are jumping in and out of pigment-producing genes, disrupting their function some of the time but not all the time.
It's fairly complicated stuff, and I don't fully understand it myself, but Nobel Prizes get awarded for discovering this sort of thing, so it's clearly important. Barbara McClintock was awarded the 1983 Nobel Prize in Medicine for the discovery or transposons (in Indian corn) in 1948. At the time, she was only the third woman to win the Nobel in Medicine, which is kind of cool unto itself.
I don't know whether transposons are implicated in the overall tendency of coleus to sport, though they are thought to be involved in certain types of leaf colorations, especially speckled and dotted patterns, and coleus have those in abundance. I did find one paper which theorized that the coleus variety 'Green and Purple' was the work of transposons (ref.), but then I couldn't find a picture of any variety called 'Green and Purple,' not even in Rogers' book, so that was sort of unhelpful. We may be able to get a feel for the kinds of patterns transposons cause by looking at other situations in which they influence color, for example certain types of Saintpaulia flowers (some of the speckled "fantasy" types), Portulaca flowers, and certain kinds of mixed-color roses.
A miniature rose (Rosa sp.) with the kind of color pattern typical of transposon-caused variegation.

A Portulaca grandiflora 'Sundial Mix' that is almost certainly variegated because of transposons.

Saintpaulia ionantha 'Mellow Magic' flower. Chimeric Saintpaulia flowers also exist, but are more likely to be striped, or outlined in white (the 'Geneva' type of variegation). Dotted flowers like this are, according to the internet, likely to be from transposons.

The closest match I have personal experience with is 'Dappled Apple,' but 'Splish Splash' and 'Quarterback,' though they have coarser patterns, with larger color blotches, could also be transposon-derived. Maybe.
The coleus situation is very complicated, because in addition to regular old recessive-and-dominant genetics like grandma used to make, and transposons, some kinds of variegation in coleus are thought to be chimeric (one kind of chimerism was discussed in the second half of the Sansevieria trifasciata profile), and there are hints here and there that viral infection may also play a role. (Those of you who have read Michael Pollan's book The Botany of Desire will remember that viral infection also changes the colors of tulips.) So I can't really definitively say anything about any variety, unfortunately, nor can I answer the original question about why it's such a variable species, but there are bits and pieces of the answer scattered around in here.
7 Other highly variable, sport-prone houseplants include Syngonium podophyllum and Hedera helix; my choice of "person" for the Syngonium profile ("dilettante") was based on this tendency.
8 Transpiration: evaporation of water from plants, particularly the parts of plants which are above ground. Transpiration is partially a side effect of collecting carbon dioxide: the openings in the leaves that bring CO2 in also let water vapor out. This continual loss of water from the top of the plant brings water up from the roots, which drags along with it nutrients needed by the top of the plant. It's also useful in temperature-regulation: plants that are transpiring a lot stay cooler in the same way that evaporation of sweat cools the human body.
9 Coleus, like Plectranthus verticillatus, Tradescantia zebrina and T. pallida, and quite a few other types of plants, can and does form roots all up and down the stem, not just at the nodes, so it really doesn't matter so much whether you cut the stem just above a node, just below, or right in between -- it'll still root.

A cutting of 'Peter Wonder' that I really ought to pot up already, since it's clearly ready. My 'Peter Wonder' plant didn't look so great, because I had it in too sunny of a spot, and it turns stupid colors in bright light. We'll try again next year if any of the cuttings survive.

I also think that coleus roots itself so easily that using rooting powder is a waste of money. Mr. Brown Thumb was providing general advice on taking cuttings in that post, and just happened to be using coleus as the example in the pictures -- a lot of plants really won't root anywhere other than the nodes, and really will benefit from the use of rooting hormone powder, though since I don't use rooting hormone personally, I'm not sure what plants those might be. Nothing bad will happen if you follow his instructions, but with coleus you'd be making more work for yourself.
10 Though I would bet a substantial amount of money that there are already a large number of people hard at work at ruining this method of coleus propagation for everyone forever as well.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Fun With Google Trends

Google Trends is a sort of meta-search engine, which tallies the number of searches for . . . well, basically anything people search for on Google, I guess. It's kind of fun to play around with, just in general, but it's especially interesting when it comes to plants and plant-related topics, because then you get to try to figure out why the numbers go up and down when they do.

Let's start off with an easy example. This is the graph for "poinsettia:"


It looks like it peaks in about early to mid-December, which is more or less what you'd expect it to do. Poinsettias are not much on people's minds the rest of the year.

Likewise for "forsythia,"


and "christmas cactus," also very seasonal plants which are mainly only interesting when blooming, and you can tell more or less when that is from the graphs. Which, by the way, the tick marks at the bottom can be used to guesstimate what the date is: the solid gray lines all the way to the top of the graph are Jan. 1, and then the smaller gray marks represent April 1, July 1, and October 1, more or less. So "forsythia" is more or less centered on April 1, which is about when it should be.

[christmas cactus]

Sometimes comparisons can be illustrative, for example this graph of "easter lily" and "daylily": people are only interested in Easter lilies right at Easter, but interest in day lilies slowly builds all spring, peaking right at about July 1, when the first ones open (around here, anyway). Mostly what this tells me is that I would rather be in business selling daylilies than Easter lilies, but you may have a different takeaway.

[easter lily (blue) + daylily (red)]

And other seasonal events register as well, for example the yearly attack of japanese beetles:

[japanese beetle]

An awful lot of plant-related searches follow a similar overall pattern: low point at Christmas, then rising until about April or May, and then back down, sometimes with a plateau during the fall. This appears to be more or less the default graph, and makes a certain amount of sense, as it tracks people's general interest in gardening, I would assume. Below is the graph for begonia, coleus and kalanchoe:

[begonia (blue) + coleus (red) + kalanchoe (yellow)]

And it's also the case for "mandevilla" and "dipladenia," which I was surprised to see get about the same number of searches:

[mandevilla (blue) + dipladenia (red)]

Houseplants, on the other hand, don't fluctuate very much, aside from a yearly dip around Christmas, which almost everything that's not specifically related to Christmas does. See for example "jade plant" and "african violets:"

[jade plant (blue) + african violets (red)]

The overall downward trend doesn't, I think, reflect that either plant is declining in popularity -- a lot of things have graphs that slowly decline, whether plant-related or not. I think it must be an artifact of the way Google comes up with their counts.

And cacti, despite being outdoor plants more often than indoors, get more or less the same number of hits all the time (including Christmas!).


A little more confusing are the graphs that have consistent patterns of multiple spikes. Some I can explain, and some I can't. It's not plant-related, but here's one of the sharpest, clearest, and maybe funniest such graphs I found: "catholic church."

[catholic church]

The first peak in each group of three is, I'd bet you, right before Christmas, and then the second and third are Lent and Easter, I'd assume. Otherwise, the church? Not so much on people's minds.

So here are some multiple-peak plant graphs. "Maple tree" has a double peak. I assume the first peak is when they begin to bud and/or drop seeds, and the later peak is when they change color in the fall.

[maple tree]

"Tulips" is kind of funny because it shows the relative amount of interest in the flowers vs. planting the bulbs: the spring peak is three or four times the volume of the fall peak.


"Subjunctive" looks like an unholy mess until you notice when it's not popular: Christmas and summer. This, obviously, is a word that people only look up when school is in session. ("Genocide" has a similar graph, by the way, though it's weird to imagine genocide as being a topic that's only interesting academically.)


Finally, there are the ones I couldn't figure out. What's going on with "phalaenopsis" that causes the small peak every year around mid-February? Do people give these for Valentine's Day? And does that mean the later peaks are for Easter and/or Mother's Day? Looks like there's one somewhat consistently around late April or beginning of May.


"Corn" is another confusing one. I get the gradual increase towards the fall, with a major peak around the end of September -- I figure that's probably the harvest. But then what's the consistent sharp peak a month or so later? It's weird partly because the individual little random-looking blips are so spookily consistent from one year to the next. I assume there must be a reason.


Ditto for "potatoes," which is much sharper and therefore probably a lot more occasion-specific, but I can't figure it out.


Late March, mid-November, and Christmas? Are the last two recipe-related?

That seems like a good theory, actually:


I was kind of shocked to find that the graph for "spider mites" peaks in June. I would have guessed pretty much any month except June. The annuals at work got them worst in April and May, then we'd have another round in October when we brought stuff inside for the winter, and I personally usually have my worst spider mite problems in December and January. But June? Really?

[spider mites]

I'm puzzled by the double peak in the graph for "hibiscus," which looks like it has one peak in early June and a second one in late July. Early June I kind of understand, maybe, because I believe that's when the hardy Hibiscus cultivars begin to leaf out again (right?). But what about July? Do they not bloom until then?

[hibiscus (blue) + gardenia (red)]

I also don't understand why "willow tree" is suddenly a fascinating topic from late November until Christmas, though I assume the smaller April peak is related to the trees budding and/or flowering, like with maples.

[willow tree]

I am entirely baffled by "pine tree," except for the peak around [U.S.] Thanksgiving, which is normally when people buy their Christmas trees. But what's going on in April? Or August?

[pine tree]

"Dieffenbachia" is just straight-up bizarre. I can't think of anything in December 2004 that would have inspired so many searches, nor do I know why we'd be seeing another peak now, in September/October 2009. Does Lady Gaga have a song titled "Dieffenbachia" or something? (And if not, would she, if I asked nicely?)


And finally, presented without comment: "unemployment."


Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Pretty picture: Abutilon 'Bella Pink'

Abutilon 'Bella Pink' has been shooting upward in my estimation since I got it, as well as shooting upward just in general (The rumors are true: they do grow quickly.). I'm still hopeful that it will remain a manageable size without any intervention -- the 'Bellas' are supposed to stay short -- but I suppose if it doesn't, I don't have any problem cutting it back, either.

All at once a couple weeks ago (after a move to a larger pot -- coincidence?), this plant suddenly produced a whole mess of flower buds (maybe 15-20?), and I'm now getting to see the buds open. It's quite the show.

The color here is not great: I couldn't get the flowers the right shade of light pink and at the same time have the whole photo not look washed out. Also the composition, now that I look at it, leaves something to be desired. Aw, fuck it, let's try again, with the flash:

Yeah, um, not much of an improvement. Oh well.

It's nearly impossible to get a great picture of all the flowers, because of the way they insist on facing downward and hiding behind the leaves, but I have managed some pretty satisfactory close-ups.

There are certainly things to dislike about Abutilon -- they're unforgiving if you let them get too dry, they're very fast-growing, the flowers can be hard to see and/or photograph, they're (allegedly) extremely attractive to basically every houseplant pest in existence, etc. But still. Look at this face and tell me that's not an awesome plant.

Of course, now I want more of them.