To the Person(s) From Cedar Rapids Who Keep(s) Checking PATSP for Updates:

[Please ignore if you are not in Cedar Rapids, IA.]

If you are who I think you are:

1) You really should have sent me an e-mail a loooong time ago;
2) You will probably be interested in the addition at the top of this post;
3) The post you are so eager to read won't go up until Friday, at the very earliest, and there's a good chance I won't get it together until Monday.

If you aren't who I think you are:

1) The above probably made no sense to you at all;
2) You're now confused,
3) And I'm sorry. Please disregard.