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The dame said she had a case for me. I put down my glass, looked her over, and said, "It looks like a case of spider mites, lady, and you can keep it."
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
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Plant Difficulty Levels, So Far (from most to least difficult)
- 9.6 Begonia rex-cultorum
- 9.5 Gardenia jasminoides
- 9.5 Euphorbia pulcherrima
- 8.2 Streptocarpus cvv.
- 8.2 Codiaeum variegatum
- 8.0 Dizygotheca elegantissima
- 8.0 Dionaea muscipula
- 7.8 Calathea ornata
- 7.5 Coffea arabica
- 6.9 Philodendron 'Xanadu'
- 6.7 Saintpaulia ionantha cvv.
- 6.5 Maranta leuconeura erythroneura
- 6.2 Davallia spp.
- 5.9 Peperomia caperata / P. griseoargentea
- 5.8 Solenostemon scutellarioides
- 5.8 Ludisia discolor
- 5.8 Cordyline fruticosa
- 5.8 Adenium obesum
- 5.0 Phalaenopsis cvv.
- 5.0 Hypoestes phyllostachya
- 4.8 Pilea cadierei
- 4.8 Murraya paniculata
- 4.8 Lithops spp.
- 4.8 Hedera canariensis
- 4.8 Euphorbia bougheyi variegata
- 4.8 Aspidistra lurida 'Milky Way'
- 4.8 Anthurium andreanum
- 4.6 Fittonia albivenis cvv
- 4.5 Dieffenbachia spp.
- 4.4 Philodendron x 'Autumn'
- 4.4 Persea americana
- 4.4 Clivia miniata
- 4.3 Ficus benjamina
- 4.2 Strelitzia reginae
- 4.2 Strelitzia nicolai
- 4.2 Crassula muscosa
- 4.1 Ananas comosus
- 3.9 Syngonium podophyllum
- 3.9 Senecio macroglossus
- 3.9 Pachypodium geayi / P. lamerei
- 3.9 Ledebouria socialis
- 3.9 Crassula rupestris
- 3.9 Asplundia 'Jungle Drum'
- 3.9 Alternanthera dentata 'Purple Knight'
- 3.8 Philodendron bipinnatifidum
- 3.8 Homalomena 'Emerald Gem'
- 3.7 Schefflera actinophylla
- 3.7 Hoya carnosa
- 3.7 Cereus peruvianus
- 3.5 Dracaena sanderiana
- 3.3 Vriesea splendens
- 3.3 Salvia elegans
- 3.3 Monstera deliciosa
- 3.3 Ficus elastica
- 3.1 Schlumbergera truncata cvv.
- 3.1 Pilea nummulariifolia
- 3.1 Pedilanthus tithymaloides
- 3.1 Cyrtomium falcatum
- 3.0 Dracaena marginata
- 2.9 Dracaena reflexa 'Riki'
- 2.9 Aloe vera
- 2.8 Agave victoriae-reginae
- 2.7 Selenicereus chrysocardium
- 2.7 Rhapis excelsa
- 2.6 Dracaena fragrans 'Massangeana'
- 2.5 Zamioculcas zamiifolia
- 2.5 Spathiphyllum spp.
- 2.5 Haworthia spp.
- 2.5 Ficus maclellandii
- 2.5 Dracaena surculosa
- 2.5 Chamaedorea metallica
- 2.4 Dracaena deremensis 'Warneckei'
- 2.2 Pandanus veitchii/utilis
- 2.2 Cryptanthus spp.
- 2.2 Araucaria bidwillii
- 2.1 Dracaena deremensis 'Janet Craig'
- 2.0 Tradescantia zebrina
- 2.0 Sansevieria trifasciata
- 2.0 Leuchtenbergia principis
- 2.0 Hatiora salicornioides
- 2.0 Euphorbia trigona
- 2.0 Asparagus spp.
- 1.9 Epipremnum aureum
- 1.9 Aechmea fasciata
- 1.8 Alworthia x 'Black Gem'
- 1.7 Synadenium grantii
- 1.7 Euphorbia pseudocactus
- 1.7 Ardisia elliptica
- 1.7 Aglaonema spp.
- 1.6 Yucca guatemalensis
- 1.6 Plectranthus verticillatus
- 1.4 Tradescantia pallida
- 1.2 Sansevieria cylindrica
- 1.2 Hylocereus undatus
- 1.2 Cissus quadrangularis
- 1.0 Saxifraga stolonifera
- 0.9 Neoregelia 'Fireball'
- 0.8 Euphorbia tirucalli
- 0.8 Chlorophytum comosum
- 0.5 Philodendron hederaceum
- 0.3 Chlorophytum x 'Fire Flash'
- 0.2 Bryophyllum daigremontianum
- 0.0 Sericum spp.
- 0.0 Plasticum spp.
- 0.0 Metallum spp.
Why all the Latin?
Because those are the plants' names. (Also see the post I wrote on botanical names, plant snobbery, etc.)
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About Me
- mr_subjunctive
- Mr_Subjunctive used to work at a family-owned greenhouse / garden center in Iowa City, IA. As of 16 December 2021, he has 1234 houseplants, which is too damn many. Most are Schlumbergeras.
Awards and Crap
Blotanical Awards 2008 -- Best Indoor Gardening Blog (tie for 1st place)
Blotanical Awards 2009 -- Best Iowa Blog (1st place)
Blotanical Awards 2009 -- Best Educational Garden Blog (3rd place)
Blotanical Awards 2009 -- Best Container Gardening Blog (3rd place)
Blotanical Awards 2009 -- Best Blog Name (3rd place)
Interflora Top 50 Flower and Garden Blogs (as of 30 Sep 2009; they claim it's subject to fluctuation)
Mouse and Trowel 2010 -- Best Indoor Gardening Blog (winner)
Mouse and Trowel 2010 -- Post of the Year (for List: Houseplants You’ll Want to Be Growing During the Zombie Apocalypse of 2014) (winner)
Mouse and Trowel 2010 -- Best Writing (finalist)
Mouse and Trowel 2010 -- Best Container Gardening Blog (finalist)
Blotanical Awards 2009 -- Best Iowa Blog (1st place)
Blotanical Awards 2009 -- Best Educational Garden Blog (3rd place)
Blotanical Awards 2009 -- Best Container Gardening Blog (3rd place)
Blotanical Awards 2009 -- Best Blog Name (3rd place)
Interflora Top 50 Flower and Garden Blogs (as of 30 Sep 2009; they claim it's subject to fluctuation)
Mouse and Trowel 2010 -- Best Indoor Gardening Blog (winner)
Mouse and Trowel 2010 -- Post of the Year (for List: Houseplants You’ll Want to Be Growing During the Zombie Apocalypse of 2014) (winner)
Mouse and Trowel 2010 -- Best Writing (finalist)
Mouse and Trowel 2010 -- Best Container Gardening Blog (finalist)
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Ass-covering legal disclaimer that should really be perfectly obvious to anybody reading this anyway
The thoughts, opinions, life choices, etc. discussed in this blog are those of its author, and are not necessarily endorsed by his former employer, nor were they ever necessarily endorsed by his former employer before she was former. In fact, I'm pretty sure we disagreed about a lot of stuff, which was additional incentive not to discuss anything that didn't relate pretty directly to plants. And as far as it goes, we disagreed about a fair amount of stuff directly relating to plants, too.
In any case. Nothing in this blog should be taken to represent my former employer's views on anything, except for the few things explicitly identified as her opinions, and even then it's possible I've misunderstood or exaggerated what her actual views were. So if you want to know what she thinks about stuff you should just ask her.
In any case. Nothing in this blog should be taken to represent my former employer's views on anything, except for the few things explicitly identified as her opinions, and even then it's possible I've misunderstood or exaggerated what her actual views were. So if you want to know what she thinks about stuff you should just ask her.
6 comments:
LOL!
The gift that keeps on giving.
Don
Fun!
Ha! Better get out the Safer's soap spray and open fire!!!
I can't imagine what seedy dive you found this unsavory guy in. I'd suggest showering with Lysol before you even touch a watering can.
Red spiders see? the kind you find on the underbelly of society (and plants).
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