Wednesday, June 2, 2010

List: Houseplants for Beginners to Avoid

This is the flip side of the list I posted on May 27, which was about easy plants I recommended for beginning growers of houseplants. These are the ones that are fairly easy to get (usually a little less common than the easy ones; it depends where you shop), but are not good prospects for growing year-round indoors.

There are a number of reasons why this could be the case. Some of the plants on the list are very prone to bug problems. Some of them are easy enough to keep alive, but are unlikely to ever again look as good as they do when you first see them in the store. Some have completely unreasonable care requirements, or are slow to recover from damage and consequently just sit there looking like crap forever if you forget to water once. That sort of thing.

I either know, or have at least heard of, people who have been successful with each of these plants. I have no doubt that there will be people reading the list who will say but I have a [name of plant] and it was the first one I ever bought and it's been awesome for me for fifteen years; I think you're nuts. And to those people, I say congratulations. (Also I say that whether or not I'm nuts is not the issue.) I know of many more people, however, including some people with a lot of indoor plant experience, who have tried some of these and failed multiple times.

The unfortunate thing is that these are still being sold, a lot, because they're really damned attractive. The stores don't actually care what happens to your plant once you purchase it, and in fact would probably rather you killed them, everything else being equal (people with dead plants are people who will buy replacements), so they'll keep getting them in. But give some easier stuff a try before handing over your money for these, is basically what I'm saying.

Alocasia amazonica 'Polly.' (African mask plant)

Why you would want one: they have big, dramatic leaves with striking shape and coloration.
Why you shouldn't get it: spider mites love them, they're fussy about humidity and temperature, and occasionally they will decide to go dormant, which if you don't know that they do this will make you think you killed it.
What to buy instead: Anthurium andraeanum (some cultivars have similar leaf size and shape, plus flowers), Ficus elastica 'Burgundy' (similar leaf color, size, and texture), Philodendron 'Congo Red' or 'Imperial Red' (similar leaf size and color), Syngonium wendlandii (vining plant with velvety, dark green, arrowhead-shaped leaves and a contrasting lighter center).
If you've already bought one: watch carefully for spider mites (they will show up as light webbing on the underside of the leaves and a dusty, tan, washed-out look on the tops of the leaves). Keep humidity and temperature high (not below 60F/16C). Provide good light (filtered sun or very bright indirect or artificial light). Hope for the best.

Begonia rex-cultorum 'Harmony's Red Robin' (shown) and other Begonia rex-cultorum cvv. (rex begonia)

Why you would want one: iridescent-metallic, multicolored leaves in green, gray, red, black, pink, purple, or silver, on a low, trailing plant.
Why you shouldn't get it: unreasonable environmental requirements, plus prone to mildew and other fungal diseases, unforgiving of lapses in care.
What to buy instead: Saxifraga stolonifera is a very easy, low-growing plant with silver-veined green leaves which are red underneath. Tradescantia zebrina is a trailing plant which usually has purple leaves striped in silver. Pilea involucrata 'Norfolk' trails, and has red, brown, gray, and silver leaves depending on the amount of light it is receiving; it's not a particularly good beginner plant, but I'd consider it an improvement on rex Begonias. Some of the cane Begonias, particularly the angel-wing or trout-wing types, may be slightly easier to get along with than the rexes, and have coloration which is similar, though their habit is very different. Some rhizomatous Begonias (Don suggests 'River Nile' in the comments) are also less fussy, and the patterns are frequently just as interesting even if the color range is narrower.
If you've already bought one: provide bright indirect light or filtered sun to maintain color. Keep humidity high around the plant, but try to avoid splashing water directly on the leaves. Do not allow the plant to dry out completely.

Calathea roseo-picta 'Medallion' (shown?) and other Calathea spp. (peacock plant, rattlesnake plant, zebra plant, pin-stripe plant, etc.)

Why you would want one: large oval leaves with delicate, fancy-schmancy streaks and blotches of color.
Why you shouldn't get it: drought-intolerant, sensitive to fluoridated water, prone to spider mites, unreasonable expectations for humidity.
What to buy instead: some Aglaonema and Dieffenbachia cvv. have similarly intricate color patterns and oval leaves, if not an equally broad color palette. Peperomia obtusifolia has some cultivars with feathery green-and-yellow variegation (for example 'Golden Gate'), and though it's a much smaller plant, it's also much easier. Variegated Epipremnum aureum cultivars like 'Marble Queen' have fairly intricate, swirly patterns, though the colors tend to disappear if the plant is grown in low light.
If you've already bought one: as for Alocasia, above.

Dionaea muscipula. (venus flytrap)

Why you would want one: dude! They move, and kill insects and shit!
Why you shouldn't get it: need special water because they're mineral-sensitive, very strong light year-round, and inhumanly cool temperatures during winter (when they go dormant). Plus they rot at the drop of a hat.
What to buy instead: not many good options. The sensitive plant, Mimosa pudica, also moves in response to touch and is perhaps a little more manageable, though it also needs very bright light and is not, in my opinion, a very pretty plant most of the time. I've heard nice things from certain quarters about Drosera (sundews), Pinguiculas (butterworts), and Nepenthes (pitcher plants), but my experience with Nepenthes is that they're not easy at all, and I'd be surprised if the others were either. I would recommend that a beginner either wait for a long time to attempt carnivorous plants in general, or else commit to growing nothing but carnivorous plants, because their needs are very different from the plants people normally keep indoors, and very little of your experience with one group will transfer to the other.
If you've already bought one: they need lots of light (full sun), distilled or reverse-osmosis water, and a winter dormancy; read the Dionaea muscipula profile for more specific information. You might also consider getting a terrarium for it.

Euphorbia pulcherrima. (poinsettia)

Why you would want one: 'cause they're so fucking Christmasy and festive.
Why you shouldn't get it: they're just very badly-suited for indoor cultivation all around. They need tons of light, even during the winter when you're least likely to have lots of light; they need a lot of warmth; they're a pain to rebloom; they're usually potted in crappy potting mix because the growers don't expect them to survive past New Year's so there's no point springing for the good potting mix; they're usually artificially dwarfed using hormones, so even if you did manage to keep it until the next year, you'd have a leggy monstrosity; they tend to be stressed from being forced to grow fast and bloom fast; if you're in a cold climate, they've probably been shipped in cold and are stressed from that when you see them; they're prone to fungus, whitefly, and everything else; the lower leaves fall off at the drop of a hat, even if it's the next-door neighbor's hat; they bring untold misery and despair to garden center and greenhouse workers the world over; and I say not to.
What to buy instead: oh my god anything. An. Y. Thing. Norfolk Island pines (Araucaria heterophylla) can be very nice long-term plants if you have a bright, cool spot for one. Schlumbergera cvv. ("Christmas cactus") are very easy, though plants purchased late are prone to drop flower buds once you get them home, so try to buy them out of season or else as early as you can. Those are probably the two I'd most recommend. But if you don't like those, English ivy (Hedera helix) is common in stores around Christmas: it's a terrible, terrible idea to start your houseplant career with Hedera, but better that than poinsettias. Forced bulbs like Hippeastrum ("amaryllis") can be saved and made into long-term, reblooming plants. Even Cyclamen persicum or Kalanchoe blossfeldiana, absolutely anything at all, just not a poinsettia.
If you've already bought one: enjoy it while it lasts.

Gardenia jasminoides. (gardenia)

Why you would want one: the flowers smell amazing.
Why you shouldn't get it: they have unreasonable expectations.
What to buy instead: there are no great Gardenia substitutes, because nothing else smells like a Gardenia. But Hoya lacunosa flowers are pleasant, and the plant is easy to grow. Quite a few of the other Hoyas have pleasant-smelling flowers, too, though ease of care and ease of flowering vary from one species to the next. Murraya paniculata is considerably easier than Gardenia though not easy, and blooms readily year-round if given enough light and water. Finally, Callisia fragrans, which looks and smells nothing like Gardenia, is still relatively easy to bring into bloom, and the blooms smell good enough. All three of the above substitutes also have going for them that they'll continue to bloom for a good long while, once they've started, if care is consistent.
If you've already bought one: Gardenias like cool nights for setting buds, so aim for low temperatures in the 50s F (10-15C). Do anything you can to keep the plant out of hot, dry air, as well, as this will stress the plant and encourage spider mites. Don't let plants dry out completely, either. Plants will also usually benefit from spending the summer outdoors, if you have a semi-protected spot you can keep the plant in where it won't sit in the sun cooking to death. See also the Gardenia jasminoides profile.

Juniperus sp. bonsai, other bonsai (juniper, fukien tea, elm, Japanese maple, box, etc.)

Why you would want one: they look like adorable little trees, they're Asian-feeling, you have action figures that would look perfect sitting next to a miniature tree.
Why you shouldn't get it: Juniperus in particular needs much cooler winter temperatures than most houseplants, and won't survive a winter indoors with central heating. Other types of bonsai tend to be extremely touchy about heat and drought. There's also a lot of precise work involved in keeping the plant miniaturized: they want to be full-sized trees, and are only miniature because they're being deprived of root space and fertilizer, and keeping them in line is something of a job.
What to buy instead: some varieties of Ficus, especially F. benjamina 'Too Little' and F. microcarpa, are used as bonsai specimens, but are more resilient and accommodating than most species used as bonsai. 'Too Little' is genetically inclined to grow tiny, bonsai-scale leaves, even when it's not being treated like a bonsai, and consequently is easier to maintain as a miniature tree. Polyscias fruticosa and Crassula ovata maintain a treelike form as they grow, branching spontaneously and forming woody trunks (Crassula ovata is occasionally a legitimate bonsai subject.). Polyscias fruticosa also tends to develop gnarled, bonsai-like forms over time. Araucaria heterophylla doesn't do a very good pine impression, and eventually gets very large, but if you're looking for a houseplant conifer, it may be as close as you're going to get, as a beginner.
If you've already bought one: depends on the species. I recommend Googling for your particular species ("common bonsai subjects," maybe?), or else (if it was sold without an ID tag, as will usually be the case) locating a dedicated bonsai forum of some kind, where you can get advice specific to your plant.

Lithops spp. (living stones)

Why you would want one: the weirdness of a plant pretending to be a couple pebbles, or the novelty of a plant with windows in its leaves, or just the all-around freakyness of the thing.
Why you shouldn't get it: watering is tricky, and they demand a lot of light.
What to buy instead: Astrophytum species of cacti, especially A. myriostigma, sort of resemble oddly symmetrical rocks. They're a little touchy about overwatering, too, but not to the same degree. Senecio rowleyanus resembles green beads on a string, and portions of the leaves are translucent. Quite a few Haworthia species, though not all of them, have "windows" at the tips of their leaves, though the resemblance to pebbles is debatable. Pachyphytum spp. look like small piles of pebbles, to varying degrees.
If you've already bought one: give it as much light as you possibly can, and give it water only 1) when it looks like it's shriveling up, and 2) in late August. Otherwise, not even a drop, you hear me? When you do water, don't feel compelled to drench the soil, either. Less is definitely more in this case.

Ravenea rivularis. (majesty palm)

Why you would want one: you're looking for a palm, and it's big and cheap. (The one in the photo is an unusually small specimen.)
Why you shouldn't get it: they're all but impossible to grow indoors in a long-term way. The reason it's so big and cheap is that in Florida or wherever they're being produced, they grow very, very fast, so there's less time invested in a majesty palm than in most of the others, which means less fertilizer, less water, less pesticide, etc. The down side is that although they grow very well in an outdoor tropical climate, indoors they completely suck balls.
What to buy instead: kentia palms, Howea forsteriana, tend to be outrageously priced when one even manages to find one, but people rave about them being incredibly good plants. I've never had the pleasure of growing one, though, so don't know whether I agree. WCW used to talk up the spindle palm, Hyophorbe verschaffeltii, as being a very good indoor palm, but I've never tried that either, and again, they tend to be pricey. I'm personally partial to lady palms, Rhapis excelsa, though they lack the arching, finely-divided fronds of Ravenea and are slow growers and therefore expensive. If it's just the general V-shape you're into, Dracaena fragrans 'Massangeana' is widely available, cheap, and has a certain palminess to it, as do the various cultivars of Dracaena deremensis ('Warneckei,' 'Lemon-Lime,' 'Janet Craig,' 'Limelight,' 'Art,' and so forth), Ficus maclellandii, and Yucca guatemalensis. Strelitzia nicolai, the white bird of paradise, does a decent job of signifying tropical, and is usually not that expensive, though they're very big and need a lot of light to do well.
If you've already bought one: don't get too attached, monitor for spider mites, and give it as much light, heat, and humidity as you can manage. Ravenea would probably also benefit from spending summers outside in a semi-shady spot, though they're extremely thirsty, so make sure to keep it watered.

Selaginella kraussiana cv. (shown) and other Selaginella spp. (spikemoss, clubmoss)

Why you would want one: delicate, finely-divided foliage, sometimes with a deep red underside (S. erythropus) or iridescent blue sheen (S. uncinata).
Why you shouldn't get it: they're unforgiving of low humidity, over- and underwatering.
What to buy instead: there aren't a lot of alternatives for this one either. I like some of the Davallias (rabbit's-foot ferns) for delicate, finely-divided foliage, and at least one of mine (D. tyermanii) has a slight blue tinge to it. Crassula muscosa has a similar texture and is easier care when properly established, though a lot of the plants sold seem to be sold before they've rooted completely, which makes them somewhat difficult. Pilea depressa lacks the color and is not as fine-textured, but it's still in that same small-leaved creeping category.
If you've already bought one: get a terrarium and plant Selaginella in it. You'll both be much happier.

Don't start with these either:

Adiantum spp. (maidenhair fern)
Asplenium nidus / antiquum (bird's-nest fern)
Caladium spp. (angel wings)
Citrus / Fortunella / etc. (citrus, lemon, orange, lime, kumquat)
Codiaeum variegatum (croton)
Cyclamen persicum (florists' cyclamen)
Fenestraria rhopalophylla (baby toes)
Hedera helix (English ivy)
Hibiscus rosa-sinensis (hibiscus)
Jasminum sambac (jasmine)
Kalanchoe blossfeldiana (flaming Katy, kalanchoe)
Maranta leuconeura cvv. (prayer plant, rabbit tracks)
Nepenthes spp. (pitcher plant)
Oxalis triangularis ("shamrock")
Rhododendron cvv. (azalea)
Rosmarinus officinalis (rosemary)
Soleirolia soleirolii (baby tears)
Streptocarpus cvv. (cape primrose)
Stromanthe sanguinea cvv.
tree ferns (Blechnum, Cyathea, Dicksonia, Cibotium)


Ann, Chen Jie Xue 陈洁雪 said...

heheheh, I really enjoyed this one. I used to grow a lot of plants in hot tropical Singapore. Even then I think the garden centres have a conspiracy, they load their plants with hormones. The moment you get them home, you start to see the beginning of a sad story.

If they are laden with fruits like kamquat, the next season, you rarely get one fruit.

I tell people to grow natives. You won't be heart broken because natives don't fail you.

Anonymous said...

Good List =)

I think your majesty picture is actually a spindle palm based on the orange tinge at the base of the plant.

Don said...

I too have noticed how most retailers tend to sell plants that are easily and cheaply mass produced regardless of whether they're likely to survive long after purchase. That's also true for hardy plants for gardening/landscaping. Buyers are more likely to conclude that they have a black thumb than that the fault is in the plant. And in all fairness, few retailers have the expertise of MrSubjunctive, to be able to distinguish the good long-term investments from the perishable.

Ann: Those of us in temperate regions can't grow native plants indoors.

If I can (with considerably less experience) add a couple of other alternatives:

As a substitute for rex begonias, Begonia "River Nile" may not be the best plant for a beginner but it's astonishingly tolerant of low humidity and abuse, including drought, as long as you don't overwater. Nice markings, though no iridescent colors.

Instead of a poinsettia, a crown-of-thorns, Euphorbia millii will give red flowers in good light.

Instead of a gardenia, if you want a powerfully scented plant buy a pot of hyacinths and toss them when they finish blooming. Odds are they'll last you longer than the gardenia would have. (Note: Few people care for the scent of paper-white narcissus, generally sold where you can buy forced hyacinths.)

mr_subjunctive said...


The spindle palms we used to get in at the garden center tended to have lighter and glossier fronds than majesties, and the orange-peach color extends up the midrib and down the centers of the individual leaflets, more like this. Majesties have red-brown fuzz on the leafstalks sometimes, but the color never extends very far past the base and it seems to be something they grow out of as they age. (Hypophorbes, if the internet is to be believed, also stop making the peach-colored midribs, once the "spindle" starts forming.)


Well, but I'm trying to suggest stuff that a beginner might have a reasonable shot at growing long-term. Hyacinths and jasmine maybe have the most comparable smells to gardenias, but neither one is likely to do much better or for much longer indoors.

I do agree with the basic point that if you have the choice between buying a gardenia or a hyacinth, you should totally go with the hyacinth.

Liza said...

I LOVE that you included poinsettias. Thank you!

Emily said...

A strong second on Selaginella. I fully killed mine less than two weeks after I bought it. And while an acquaintance gave me a free majesty palm, I'm leaving it outside to die this year. Too much trouble.

As far as the "I've had it forever" goes, my sister did buy an Alocasia Polly about 5 months ago which is definitely not in a humid place and it seems fine.

I've also kept a living stone for a little over a year, and even with far less light than necessary, it's still hanging in. Stretched and otherwise malformed, but alive.

Martin said...

I grew up in Canada and I always thought that pinsetter plants were supposed to die in mid January.

I eventually moved to the Mediterranean and I was quite surprised the first time that I saw a huge perennial poinsettia growing in my neighbor's back yard.

The plant that they grow here that they really shouldn't try is banana. They don't look so good when anything even approaching winter happens.

mr_subjunctive said...


I seriously considered putting bananas on the list, but didn't do so partly because I'm hoping it's not true -- I bought a Musa x 'Cheeka' a couple weeks ago.

They were not my favorite plants in the greenhouse, mostly because they seemed determined to get spider mites no matter what we did. But I'm hoping it's more like Cordyline fruticosa spider-mitage, and less like Hedera helix. We also occasionally had fungal issues (large black spots appearing on the leaves of a shipment of plants right out of the box) and temperature/dry-air problems (burnt margins).

I suppose I'll find out. It was crazy cheap (~$7 for a 6-inch pot), so it seemed worth taking the risk.

Ivynettle said...

You have a typo - 'Epiphyllum' instead of 'Epipremnum'.

I should probably have more to say, but I think the rain has washed my last brain cells away. All I can think is, 'Cold! Wet!'

Paul said...

Poinsettia- somehow, I have good luck with these but ONLY as outdoor potted plants, though I did manage to keep a cutting in a beer bottle (filled w/water) for about a year. I planted that cutting this spring and it's taking off nicely.

Gardenia - what fickle B!TCHES! SO not worth the trouble unless you have perfect atmospheric (NW coast) and soil conditions.

Flytraps - meh. All carnivorous plants are overrated, though sundews are pretty.

I also have crap luck with tree and maidenhair ferns. I have one (maidenhair) now that's half alive and I'm adopting an african violet watering pattern for it as a last ditch effort.

mr_subjunctive said...


Thanks. I remember thinking something like,

Me 1: Hey, that doesn't look right. Are you sure it's aureum?

Me 2: Yes, it's definitely aureum. "Epiphyllum aureum," a.k.a. "pothos," that's how it goes. What is wrong with you today?

Me 1: Okay, fine, let's continue. No need to bite my head off. Geez.

Clearly, although Me 2 sounds more confident, we still shouldn't be trusting him.

Anonymous said...

That's my mystery plant! You have saved me a lot of confusion!

I have a Calathea roseo-picta, and did not know what it was, and it is very unhappy (in fact, mostly dead) and the reason is that I live in one of the few places in the US that there is so much natural fluoride in the water that the treatment plants pull some OUT to hit the required levels, instead of putting some IN. Dental fluorosis is a way of life around here.

I shall give the surviving specimen R/O water instead, though I don't give much for its lasting more than a month anyway.

Andrew said...

I have killed many plants on this list. More than once in some cases.

For carnivorous plants I have found that my Nepenthes & Sundew are both relatively easy, given rainwater and bright light.

I was going to disagree over Streptocarpus but then I realized it shouldn't be someone's first plant - they should start off with a Saintpaulia and then move onto Streps once they've got the other down.

Regarding retailers wanting you to kill plants: ask about their guarantee - if it's reasonably long there's a good chance they actually do want everything to work out for you.

Lance said...

I too have killed many if not all of those on this list. My grandmother, however, always did have good luck with poinsettias. Had a couple she kept for years. Didn't give me any clue as to how though.

I do have a banana and love it. It's been growing for about 3 years now. I did cut down the original stalk last year, and think I may have to cut it back again this year. Something I read it required anyway. But the child shoots keep coming up and being very attractive for me.

choppie said...

I just started reading your blog a couple days ago, I had no idea anyone in Iowa was so much fun!! I grew up in Clinton, then moved to Muscatine to raise my kids. They and my grandkids are still there, I have moved to Stockholm, Sweden now. Talk about nightmare winters for plants! Summers are great, light from 3am to midnight, but in summer it is just the opposite, light from 9am to 3pm. I just got a coffee plant from my husband. I really want to keep it alive, but it already has spots on the leaves and holes, along with curly leaves. I hope I at least can keep it over the summer!! I have a half German shepherd and half black lab. I am in a wheelchair, so I just tie her to my electric chair and away we go. She has almost pulled it over...damn strong! Anyway, thanks for the blog and teaching me there ARE fun people back home. :)

choppie said...

I meant winter it is opposite...duh.

RMR said...

I bought some Hedera helix about three years ago and then read about how bug prone they are. For two and half years the thing teetered on the edge of death. Suddenly this year it has sprung into action and gone insane. The only reason I didn't throw it out is because I had just stopped caring. I feel you. Oh, I have killed three gardenias. I am also through with Hibiscus--through!

Anonymous said...

What a great list. I see many of my victims there. And the comments indicate that I'm not the only one who will try and try again, despite the obvious. Oh, but I DO want that Dizygotheca - ha.

Diane said...

I have personally killed most of these plants and I'm glad to know it wasn't just me. The only thing on the list I've had success with is Stromanthe, and Alocasia if a plant with one hilarious leaf can be considered successful. What's wrong with Oxalis? I've let mine go dormant (meaning: I forgot about it) but was planning to revive it.

mr_subjunctive said...


Oxalis triangularis made the list because of the dormancy thing (also the grooming requirements are pretty hardcore, in my experience). It's not that it necessarily makes the plant hard to grow as that someone new to houseplants is likely to think they've killed it if it starts to go dormant. Also, plants that have wildly differing requirements at different times of the year are generally to be avoided, for beginners, just because it's kind of difficult to know when you're supposed to change from doing one thing to doing another.

Whether or not this makes it worthy of inclusion is debatable, I suppose. (I'm kinda on the fence myself, but it made sense when I first made the list.)

Joan said...

Oops. I own quite a few plants on the Do Not Own list. Other than fearing for my safety on the balcony should these crazy plants revolt against me, I will, at least, live in the JOY of knowing you have given me many reasons onto which I may place justifiable blame. Thank you for that!

Added bonus: I haven't had that much fun with Latin since high school parochial classes back at Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt.

ScreamingGreenConure said...

I have had heartbreak over a couple of these. I started off with bonsai, and trying and failing with those turned me onto easier plants. I also have a sad, dead rosemary plant on the balcony, silently accusing me of incompetence every time I go out there.
Almost bought a calathea the other week - its leaves were just so amazing, but I decided to wait and see if they were even remotely suitable first, and now I'm going to get a nice sanseveria instead next time I'm buying. And a big rhipsalis.

Steve Asbell said...

I agree with you on all of these, especially that damned majesty palm. I think the only possible explaination for it's prevalence in garden centers and big box stores is that it grows quickly from seed and at least looks nice for a while as it's dying. Rex Begonias are doable but are usually more trouble than they're worth... I have had better luck with the rhizomatous ones, at least once I learned to stop watering them so much. I've succeeded with the selaginella but only with careful watering, misting etc. and I would definitely recommend the terrarium for beginners. The good news about that one is that the retailers usually kill it before you can even buy it.

Katerina said...

Your right on these, especially the venus flytraps! too much of a hassle. I actually do have a peacock plant and its doing ok, two or three leaves have dry tips but that's about it.
As for the jasmine sambac o my goodnes.. it will not stop flowering for me.
And i was actually planning to get a citrus plant! what's tough about them? i would want to be prepared lol

mr_subjunctive said...


I had a Calathea makoyana for a few years, that did surprisingly well. I'm not sure what happened to it -- the undersides of the leaves turned sticky, and it was near plants that had scale, so it seems like scale is the logical conclusion, but I searched and searched and never actually saw any adult scale insects, so I'm not sure what happened there. In any case, Calatheas are totally doable, just not the best place to start.

The Jasminums at work were always fighting off spider mites. It got depressing.

Citrus are somewhat demanding in terms of heat, light, and humidity, and if you have your heart set on getting edible fruit, you're likely to be disappointed. They also seem to be popular with bugs, especially spider mites, and grow slowly enough that it takes them a long time to recover from setbacks. Like Calatheas, they're not impossible (maybe even easier than Calatheas), but not something I'd recommend for someone's very first houseplant.

Anton said...

Love love this post and I could include another couple of hundred to the list. Just a word about your little palm pictured, its not a Ravinea but a Dypsis and a very nice one at that, probably the fabulously named Dypsis leptocheilos which is incidentally a marvellous house plant while small enough o fit into the room, doesn't have any of the majesties problems and even more of her charms. If its not D leptocheilos is the incredibly rare Dypsis ovobontsira.......a jewel amongst palms.

mr_subjunctive said...

River P:

Why do you say Dypsis instead of Ravinea? How can you tell them apart?

Eden said...

Honestly I'm not sure I agree with this list, I think anyone can take on any plant even if its there first as long as they have done enough research and are tentative owners and so capable of caring for such plants, especially as someone who loves unusual plants, you should never be dishearten to take on some of these amazing plants. I also look after exotic animals and the same sentiment goes there if you have done the research and feel capable enough that you can get a Boa Constrictor as your first pet, then do it!

mr_subjunctive said...


Right, but . . . people who have never grown houseplants before almost never do do any research first.